Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Britney Bails Out! OH NO!

In a sad, sad turn of events, Kabbalah has lost one of its most well-known adherents. Yes, the rumors are true - Britney Spears has left off studying the 4,000 year old discipline, and instead has said that her baby will be her religion.

Her baby will be her religion. ... ?

Two words: Role Model.

hat tip to Bill Tammeus


EyeRytStuf said...

Oops. She did it again.

John said...

In her new religion, changing diapers is a sacrament.