Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Joke du Jour

For everyone to enjoy, but especially my brother Brad, (and probably especially NOT for my friend Kyle):

When Jerry Garcia died, he woke up and found himself on a stage on which a number of instruments were set up.

A door offstage opened and in walked Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Brian Jones, John Lennon, Otis Redding and Buddy Holly. Each musician picked up his favorite instrument and began tuning up. Jerry walked up to Jimi and said, "Man, so this is what heaven is like."

Jimi looked at him and said, "Heaven? You think this is heaven?"

At that moment, Karen Carpenter walked in, took her seat behind the drums, and called out, "Okay guys, 'Close to You.' One, two, three, four!"


Kyle in KC said...

That "joke" leave me spechless. It is just wrong.

Andy B. said...

I somehow knew that you would react that way! ;)

sparklesax said...

"We've only just begun,
to live.
White lace and promises.
A kiss for luck and we're on our way....
We've only just begun.
Sharing horizons that are new to us.
Watching the signs along the way oh aaay.

OK, I'll stop now, but Vinny too was just singing along over my shoulder
"--Together, together--"
(This is after protesting that he couldn't BELIEVE that I was doing this from memory.)

Does it scare you too?


Can't get it out of your head can you?

"Why do birds suddenly appear,
every time,
you are near?
Just like me,
they long to be
close to you.
On the day that you were born
the angels got together....


Andy B. said...